Everything you need to (finally) catch that roadrunner.

Our best-selling coil snare. Launches faster than any roadrunner can say "meep meep". Ships fully compressed — handle with extreme care.

A perfectly spherical 2-ton boulder. Best deployed from a cliff edge. Gravity sold separately (but always included).

Strap in and hold on. Reaches 300 mph in 1.2 seconds. Steering and brakes are aspirational features.

A genuine hole you can carry anywhere. Roll it out on any flat surface. Do not fold with yourself inside.

The timeless overhead solution. 500 lbs of forged reliability. Includes complimentary whistling sound on descent.

Irresistible premium birdseed. Guaranteed to attract exactly one roadrunner and zero results. 50 lb bag.

Paint a tunnel on any solid rock face. Only works for beings faster than you. Quart covers one cliffside.

A dozen sticks of the finest explosives, with an extra-long fuse for a totally safe getaway. Matches not included.

One wheel. One jet engine. Infinite confidence. Balance not guaranteed, thrills guaranteed.

Just add water. Produces a localized 6.0 tremor. Effect on target: unknown. Effect on user: reliable.